Federation delegation arrives with a seventeen-page agenda
The Chancellor has confirmed that the first sixteen pages will be ignored with honour. Page seventeen will be challenged to single combat.
Talks remain loudIMPERIAL STATUSGLORIOUSSTARDATE 48973.4
IMPERIAL DISPATCHES
News approved by those involved.
Official updates from across the Empire. Accuracy is guaranteed by the consequences of suggesting otherwise.
LIVE FROM THE FIRST CITYEditorial independence remains dishonourable
Council launches inquiry into excessive Council inquiries
A cross-House task force will determine why every task force produces another task force. Findings are expected after the bloodwine.
Owner disputedKronos One parking exemption renewed unanimously
Opposition collapsed after the Chancellor noted that his flagship is a K’t’inga-class battle cruiser and the loading bay is largely theoretical.
No appealOpera subsidy protected after exceptionally forceful recital
The Culture portfolio confirmed that Klingon opera remains strategically essential. Three dissenters have since revised their position.
Funding securedCeremonial blade framework reduced to 900 approved models
The simplification programme is being hailed as a triumph. A supplementary catalogue will follow in twelve volumes.
Transformation completeFirst City forecast remains volcanic with a chance of vengeance
Visitors are advised to carry armour, hydration and documentary proof of honourable intent.
Travel permitted