THE OFFICIAL VOICE OF THE EMPIRE

HONOUR.
LOYALTY.
GLORY.

Governance through strength.
Unity through conquest.

QAPLA’
FIRST CITY SIGNAL
01

IMPERIAL BRIEFING

GOVERNANCE, PROPERLY DISTRIBUTED

The Empire no longer fits on one page.

The High Council has reorganised its official presence into dedicated departments. This was described as “citizen-centred transformation” after “the old page was too long” failed legal review.

02

LATEST IMPERIAL DISPATCHES

NEWS APPROVED BY THOSE INVOLVED

What the Empire needs you to know.

All dispatches
DIPLOMACY

Federation delegation arrives with a seventeen-page agenda

The Chancellor has confirmed that the first sixteen pages will be ignored with honour. Page seventeen will be challenged to single combat.

Talks remain loud
DOMESTIC

Council launches inquiry into excessive Council inquiries

A cross-House task force will determine why every task force produces another task force. Findings are expected after the bloodwine.

Owner disputed
TRANSPORT

Kronos One parking exemption renewed unanimously

Opposition collapsed after the Chancellor noted that his flagship is a K’t’inga-class battle cruiser and the loading bay is largely theoretical.

No appeal